Adult Stars Magazine

We just got a very fascinating sex toy in from Adam & Eve. This strange concoction can bend ways other dildos can not. You no longer need to use that homemade Playdoh dildo you have been using because you were able to mold it into what you wanted. The “Cyberskin 3-Way Thrill” easily bends to change form so you can go from vagina to ass-hole in 3 seconds flat. You will love this new innovated toy that will make you cum in more ways than one…

What do you get when you combine a beautifully crafted necklace with a detachable bullet? You get the perfect gift, the "MiVibe" necklace. The MiVibe comes in 6 different discreet styles to choose from. It's waterproof and works in 3 speeds to get the job done. What woman doesn’t like jewelry (especially one with an added sex feature)? I'm sure she will much prefer the MiVibe necklace over a "Pearl Necklace" any day, (sorry fellas)…

By: BMS Enterprises

So you’re looking for a new toy to add to your collection. Well the “Candy Curves” may just be what you’re looking for. With its long Flexible shaft and round bubble head its bound to hit all the right spots. If you’re looking to get your sweetie something new, try Candy Curves by Doc Johnson and you may just find yourself sweet on it…

Flowers are a girl’s best friend, that’s why “Petite Flowers” by Doc Johnson just may do the trick. Everyone knows that flowers are the way to a women’s heart and I bet you’ll win her over with this soft sleeved vibrator. This woman stimulator comes in many different styles and colors. It features a multi-speed dial controller and is fully waterproof for all of your experimental needs. Make sure to pick up your lady friend a bouquet of a different kind, a bouquet of “Petite Flowers.

So you’re looking for the perfect adult toy for the loved one that has everything. The MK.I by Vergenza is that ultra-cool chic dildo any women would love to have in her collection. The MK.I is composed of aircraft-quality spun aluminum that can change temperatures easily and quickly as often as you would like. This luxurious toy is eight inches long and weights only eleven ounces, so it makes for a great travel companion. If there is someone special you’re looking to really impress than there is only one way to go – MK.I by Vergenza.

http://www.inspiredbyvergenza.com

Finally a vibrator designed by women for women. This unique shaped pleasure toy with all of its twist and turns is designed to hit a woman’s pleasure zones in all the right places. If you are looking to try something new in the bedroom then give “Twisted Hearts” a whirl.

Doc Johnson new anal play toy “Gum Drops” offers stimulating playtime for your behind. This toy has three levels of anal drilling satisfaction - beginner, intermediate and very well experienced. If you can make it all the way to the end you should be running to the proctologist to figure out how to sew your bunghole back up because your asshole is like the Lincoln tunnel. This is a great toy for the beginner or the master Jedi.

Fellows turn your penis into a human vibrator with the “Dream Fit Cockring” (because your cock isn't enough anymore). This cockring is for the man with stamina and not for the one pump chump. Guys, you will not just be pleasuring your loved ones you will also be benefiting from this 5 speed form fitting machine. So if you’re ready for something new in the bedroom, (who isn’t) give the “Dream Fit Cockring” a try by Adam & Eve.

With its slender 1” width and flexible 7” shaft it’s just the right size to fit into any orifice. Ladies (and some guys), it’s convenient to take on the go and is easily "tucked” away. If that wasn't enough, this gift to mankind is also waterproof. It will be perfect for the shower or underwater explorations. So if you’re in the market for the perfect compact, waterproof vibrator - Eve’s Slim Pink Pleaser will do the trick.

By: Garden State Investigations and Security

The ASM detective squad decide to give the Semen Spy Kit a whorl. So we headed down to our favorite “rent by the hour” flee bag motel in Miami beach and played CSI Miami. After checking in this negative five star hotel we decided we better act fast before we catch something. We went straight for the comforter on the motel bed. We found exactly what the spy kit brags about - “semen stains”. A horse must have stayed in this room with the buckets of semen stains we found on this bed. Does this detection kit work? Yeah, a little to well.

www.SemenSpy.com

So you’re a music lover? Well OhMiBod is about to take it to the next level ladies. They have found a way to integrate your favorite tunes and your favorite toy into your favorite experience. OhMiBod is a musically driven vibrator that hooks directly into your iPod. Now you can lay back, throw on some Air Supply, and let Russell Hitchcock’s  words whisk you away to ecstasy. You’ll be “All Out Of Love” by the time your man gets home thanks to OhMibod.

If that wasn’t enough, OhMiBod also makes “Boditalk”, a Vibrator that hooks directly to your cell phone. If you thought your cell bill was high now, wait until you see your next bill. You’ll be saying, “OhMiBod - It’s time to up my minutes.”

www.OhMiBod.com

Strapped Condoms are larger than your average size condoms for those of us that are hung like a horse. “Strapped” is specially lubricated to reduce friction to help increase the pleasure between you and your partner. Take it from rapper LiL Wayne, who has teamed up with “Strapped” to help promote safe sex. “You need to get informed, not infected & don’t forget stay Strapped baby!”

http://www.strappedcondoms.com/

Sword of Love - Prostate / G-spot Stimulator

When we received the “Sword of Love” by Adam & Eve in the mail, no one here at ASM Headquarters wanted to volunteer to have this 7” phallic shaft stuck up their ass to see if it really does - as Adam & Eve claims - stimulate. We will take their word for it on this one. This pirate sword looks like something you need when you’re preparing for  serious battle. So on your next mission, make sure to choose your weapons wisely. Make sure to take the “Sword of Love” so you don’t go down without a fight…

Heart’s Delight - Glass Dildo

If you have never used a glass Dildo before - the “Heart’s Delight” is a fine way to start. The great thing about a glass dildo is you can heat or chill it to totally change the sexual experience with your partner. The Heart’s Delight also doubles as a back massager to relax your partner and to increase her pleasure. When you’re all done with Heart’s Delight it easily cleans to be stored away for the next time.

The beautiful thing about living in sunny south Florida is that its 80 degrees year around. So when I received the “WET” Platinum Premium Body Glide, I decided to give it a try. The ASM staff and I set up our slip-n-slide out in the backyard of the ASM compound to try out the new body glide. As soon as I started to put the body glide on by “WET”, I knew this was going to be the ultimate slip-n-slide experience. I decided that I would be the first to give the body glide a try. I made the mistake of taking a running start at the slip-n-slide to only find myself in the neighbor’s backyard with scraped knees and elbows, THIS STUFF ROCKS! So if this stuff is good enough for  ASM’s slip-n-slide, imagine what you and your partner can accomplish with the body glide, just try not to end up in the neighbor’s yard…

www.stayswetlonger.com

“Just In Case” condom compact is a nifty little gadget - James Bond’s “Q” would be very impressed. A first glance at “Just In Case” and you think it’s just a chic little makeup compact. What you don’t see is the secret compartment underneath the convenient little mirror. There you’ll find two “Just in Case” Condoms. When the condoms are used (hopefully with you), it will make a great little hiding place, (for some random guys number that she met at the bar the night before when she was out drinking with her girlfriends that don’t approve of you.) In fact “Just in Case” will stay home with me when she's out with the girls, just in case…

www.justincaseinc.com